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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Lionel Messi Isn’t Really THAT Good; He’s Just Really Lucky - Right?

Debunking the Myths Behind Clutch Performance With Truth

 
What would you do to stop a killer?
 
I’m not talking about “a killer” in the sense of a serial murderer or of taking someone’s life, nor am I trying to diminish the drastic and such horrifying repercussions of such humanistically savage acts; rather, I’m making a correlation to those athletes - those athletes that play at another-level - those elite footballers - those special players that possess the uncanny ability to ‘figuratively’ “KILL” an opposing team at any given time…even when they seem to be having one of their worst performances in their career. I call these types of rare, unique and special players, “KILLERS.”  I have also heard them referred to them as “game changers.” Regardless, most in the athletic world (including football) would refer to these types of players with the commonly used term; “Clutch Performers.”

Killers,” or “Clutch Performers” are the number one cause of unpreventable premature losses in the game of football and an ever-growing threat to managers, coaches and players livelihoods alike, yet this - what seems to be a ‘supernatural’ power of ‘clutch performers’ - still remains a mystery to Sports Psychologists, the ‘killers’ that wield these superhuman abilities seemingly at will and at a moment’s notice, will continue to kill careers like they never have before.
 

So, What is the Mystery Behind “Clutch Performance?”


I started “blogging” as a means of keeping friends and family, etc…whom I had left behind in the United States apprised of what I was experiencing, learning, yada-yada-yada while I was coaching and living in Australia.  Somehow and quite unexpectedly, that little blogging experiment grew some pretty athletic legs of its own and has blossomed into a whole other being itself.  I never planned and definitely never expected to average more than 1,000 hits per blog entry, nor did I ever expect to be writing for some of the top football blog, media and press outlets available. Never-the-less, this is what it has developed into and I’m not complaining.  I have been taught so much from so many that I am itching to give back.  Unfortunately, as a coach, I am only able to give back to a select few at any given time (i.e., those on my team), so I now see this blog as an avenue to be able to reach out and give back to the football community specifically and the football world in whole; an environment that has been so open and giving to me for so many years.

Recently, I was contacted by a Sports Writer and a long-time friend whom had found out I was back in the States before I had the opportunity to connect with him and let him know. Anyway - he was working on an article about Los Angeles Lakers’ (National Basketball Association [NBA]) player Kobe Bryant. Bryant and the Lakers hadn’t been having a very good season by either Kobe’s personal standards or that of the “Lakers ‘standards,’” themselves. Regardless of how his season was playing out, Kobe Bryant was now done for the remainder of this season with a torn Achilles Tendon he suffered in one of the waning games of the Laker's regular-season and he would not be available for any post-season play if the Lakers were able to clinch one of the final post-season spots that they were in contention for.

My friend was taking an angle with this story on Kobe Bryant that would also allow him to incorporate two of his favorite footballers, as well: Lionel Messi and Fernando Torres (he was a die-hard football fan at heart, but worked for a paper in an area where American football reigned supreme). He was going to approach the future Hall-of-Famer not for what he had done this season or for what his injury may either mean to his career, legacy, future or his team’s immediate play-off hopes, but rather for what he has done in the past and for what he has become legendary for: his ability to pull off amazing feats of athleticism just when his team needed it — when the pressure was highest. Wrote my friend, in part of the draft of his piece which he quickly e-mailed to me:

In Game #4 of the 1st Round in the 2006 NBA Playoffs against the heavily favored Phoenix Suns, the Black Mamba (Kobe Bryant’s nickname) hit two dramatic buzzer beaters to all but seal an upset.
 
It was April 30, 2006 and Kobe Bryant and the Lakers stole a victory from the jaws of defeat in this overtime thriller. The Suns led the Lakers by 5 points with only 12 seconds remaining in regulation when Smush Parker hit a 3 pointer to pull the Lakers within two and still leave 8 seconds remaining on the clock. Phoenix called a timeout and advanced the ball to mid-court. For Phoenix, it was simple: all they needed to do was inbound the ball successfully and they would win the game and tie the series at two games apiece. Boris Diaw threw the ball to Steve Nash who had it knocked away by Parker who then chased it down himself and tipped it to Devean George. George collected it, gained possession, took a few dribbles to advance the ball up the court and then left it for Kobe who was on his right. Kobe drove the ball inside and hit an acrobatic and contorted lay-up to dramatically tie the game and force overtime.
 
In the first Overtime Period, Luke Walton hustled on the floor for a loose-ball and ended-up tying up a jump-ball against Steve Nash with only 6 seconds remaining on the clock and the Lakers down by one point. On the ensuing jump-ball, Walton out-jumped Nash at mid-court and tipped the ball to Kobe, who proceeded to lower his shoulder and drive it up the court with the Staples Center crowd going crazy. Bryant hit his spot on the right side of the free throw lane, elevated over two defenders and drained one of his signature shots in his illustrious career to give the #7 seed Lakers a one point win and a 3-1 series lead over the #2 seed, Phoenix Suns.
 
My friend had called me to ask how it might be possible, in psychological terms, to account for such phenomenal feats of skill. I pointed out to him that a person who is highly skilled in a particular domain can tap the automatic part of their brain to an astonishing degree even when under life-or-death type of pressure that would shut down the conscious mind.


Quitting Failure: the first step in becoming a “Killer.”

 
Failure cessation, literally never failing again, is the only true way to account for the historically clutch performances and extraordinary life-saving, death-defying acts of courage that mankind has witnessed.

I know that ‘never failing again’ is basically the same as ‘achieving perfection,’ which we all know is not a possibility. So, for the sake of this discussion, let’s just swap this perception of perfection out and replace it with the phrase “clutch performance.”

No one pretends that being a ‘clutch performer’ is easy. Tito Vilanova, the Manager of FC Barcelona and club manager of Lionel Messi, has compared the Argentinian’s ability to step-up and decimate the opposition in clutch situations to the comic-book super-hero Superman; not necessarily a comparison of super-human strengths, but rather a correlation between both Superman and Messi's inherent ability to arrive in a time of crisis and when they are needed the most and in-turn their ability to use their respective skill-sets to save the day.

The addictive ingredient in almost all of these situations where either Batman, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Lionel Messi, Payton Manning, Diego Maradona, Cristiano Ronaldo, Superman, Spiderman or (…you fill in the blanks…) has to pull Clutch Performances out of mid-air is “EXTREME PRESSURE;” a powerful stimulant that causes a different type of addiction in different individuals by inducing a psychological as well as a physical dependence. Yes, you heard me correctly: the greatest “Killers,” or rather “clutch performers” are ‘addicted’ to the situations, stimuli and environments that they must perform in in order to become “clutch.”  Like anyone with an addiction, the more they become addicted to something the easier it becomes to take part in that addictive behavior (think gambling, pornography, smoking, alcohol, etc…).

Extreme pressure situations increase a chemical in the brain normally associated with activities and relationships that are pleasant, healthy, and good. This association deceptively makes consistent, high-levels of pressure feel beneficial and mask the reality of how intense and pressure-packed the situation actually is. The more athletes are exposed and able to execute in these types of environments, the less they will feel the pressure the stimuli induces and eventually it will become as normal as any other aspect of their game.  This is how these special athletes can perform at such an elite psychological level in clutch situations; most of the time, they’re unaware they are even in such scenarios.


The Psychology of Killers


In stressful situations, certain individuals with expertise in a given field - think of an elite-level footballer - can make connections automatically, quickly and effortlessly in a way that might seem impossible. These individuals are able to see the opportunity, the chance, almost before it develops. They’re able to play the odds in a way that a less sophisticated person wouldn’t. There is a kind of athletic intelligence that can emerge most powerfully in these clutch moments.

As a Sport Psychologist myself, I fully understand the understand the necessity of keeping facts short and to the point, so I never expect research to include the detailed caveats that I usually express — above all, the fact that the issue of clutch performance in professional sports is a contentious issue, with some arguing that it doesn’t exist at all.

In his wonderfully entertaining book The Psychology of Baseball, Mike Stadler describes how sports statistician Dick Cramer argued that baseball players who had earned reputations as clutch hitters were actually only the beneficiaries of statistical anomalies.

Cramer used data from the 1969 and 1970 Major League Baseball (MLB) seasons to tackle the question of whether or not clutch hitting was a matter of luck or whether it was a trait that some players had developed and some did not. Cramer reasoned that if there is some ability that players have in varying degrees to perform in clutch situations, then clutch hitting ought to be stable from one year to the next like other abilities (the number of home runs a player hits in one year is a pretty good predictor of the number that player will hit the next year, for example). Of course, some luck would be involved, but there ought to be some correlation between clutch performances from one year to the next. Cramer’s research found that there was no direct correlation from year to year in relation to clutch hitting. In fact, he continued to state that a baseball player might be at the top of the list one year and at the bottom the next. A similar analysis run by another baseball statistician around the same time-frame yielded the same conclusion. Thus, according to Cramer, there did not appear to be any stable ‘clutch’ ability for hitting in tight situations.

This analysis was, and still is, controversial. Opponents of this view assert that the trends are undeniably apparent except to those who choose not to see. Even if Cramer’s analysis is correct, it might only be that clutch performance isn’t apparent because everyone on a major league team is of such high caliber that they’re ALL engaging in clutch performance and thus so; canceling one another out.

I’m convinced that the latter argument is correct. There’s no question that when pressure is intense, skilled performers are able to tap abilities that are otherwise kept in reserve.


Addiction is the Key


Successful performance in clutch situations must address both sides of the player’s addiction: their physical dependence and their psychological dependence. Some athletes are able to address both issues with a mere subconscious decision to simply “win.” Others require a combination of supportive counseling, stimuli processing and a skill-set that counteracts anything the opposition or the game can throw at them. Research suggests that successful clutch performance most often occurs in scenarios that encompass such situations which include elimination, advancement or pride.

Lionel Messi might best exemplify this with his performance at Camp Nou on March 10, 2007.

Messi’s Hat-Trick in the Clasico is the point where many declassified him as an immensely talented star of the future and began to truly mark his arrival.
 
Real Madrid had beaten Messi and his Barcelona FC side 2-0 at the Santiago Bernabeu the previous October. Just as in that game, Real Madrid took a very early lead in this return fixture.
 
Ruud van Nistelrooy opened the scoring in the fourth minute. Messi would respond with his first goal against his club's biggest rival just six minutes later. However, Van Nistelrooy would give Los Merengues the lead almost immediately, but once again; Messi would draw his club level in the 27th minute.
 
Barcelona FC dropped down to 10 men when Oleguer was sent off just before the break and when Sergio Ramos scored for the visitors with less than 20 minutes remaining, it looked like Real Madrid were going to pull the double over them.
 
However, Messi's clinical strike from inside the box with only three minutes remaining secured not only a 3-3 draw and a crucial point, but also his first treble for his club.



Can You Choose the Choice to be Clutch?


No matter how sensational a performance such as the one shown by Messi in the 2007 Clasico, one such performance a clutch performer does not make. It takes multiple repetitions of the same displays of poise, confidence, composure and execution of elite levels of skill under extreme duress while achieving the same results that only begins to constitute the alchemy for what makes up a clutch performer.

Just as Kobe Bryant has stepped-up and pulled rabbits out of hats in crucial, pressure-packed situations time and time again, the same can be said for Lionel Messi.  This is one of the attributes that makes them so "clutch."

When an opponent pulls off one of these performances on me and just ‘kills’ my team, I often joke about  how these clutch performances must only available by prescription and we have the wrong team physician.

Studies sponsored by various universities and individual researchers have sought to unravel the mystery and confounding psychological make-up of the Killer Athlete.  Many of these studies show how athletes can improve their chances of success in clutch situations by 50-70 percent, at least in the short term; usually by increasing their exposure to those types of situations and allow them to become more and more second nature. However, real world experience shows that replacement or substitution alone for these spontaneous and unplanned scenarios only helps a few people in the long run. A large review published in 2003 in the now-defunct journal Psychological Control showed that after six months only 7 percent of those who used a replacement routine actually were able to recall any of the stimuli that would instigate the routine if indicated in real-life, whereas 93 percent couldn’t recall any of the stimuli at all.

Interestingly, this same study also compared the different strategies that athletes used to approach clutch situations.  It found that 22 percent of athletes who take a more direct approach at replacement routines retain some stimuli even after six months, suggesting the mere decision to perform under clutch circumstances is a powerful step in the right direction of becoming a killer athlete.

This does not mean attempting to train oneself for success in clutch situations is unhelpful.

Successful clutch performers, including those who develop it naturally and those who train themselves for it, typically have just one important component in common, namely a refusal to quit. If you were to ask a group of successful clutch athletes what method they used to become so clutch, over 90 percent of them will say they just “refuse to lose.” 

This point is worth repeating. Nothing can replace the will of a person motivated to win. Coaches in all athletic genres know that successful player performance always starts with a player’s personal decision.

No session, psychological test or lecture is as effective as an athlete simply making a decision NOT to quit.

Once the decision is made, then players have many resources available to further develop their game.


Master-Commander


In his book, Master of the Commander, research psychologist Albert Glabein, conducted a study of expert and intermediate level chess players engaged in a blitz-style tournament in which they were allowed only an average of six seconds per move. Under this time pressure, the intermediate level players made twice as many bad moves as when they were allowed several minutes per move — whereas the expert players actually made slightly fewer bad moves.

Glabein went on to explore how expert decision-makers functioned under even more intense stress. He interviewed the fire-fighting commanders who had spent years battling potentially deadly blazes and found that, when facing problems such as: how to get a team into a burning building; they did not consciously deliberate between the pros and cons of various possible options. Instead, they instantly matched the situation to the one that was the most similar to what they had mentally in store within the confines of their mind from their accumulated experience, and thus chose a solution accordingly.

This kind of strategy has been dubbed “satisficing,” because it results not in the absolute best conceivable answer, but one whose speed makes up for its shortcomings.

In his interviews with the experienced fire-fighting commanders, Glabein found that the Commander almost never ‘seems’ to decide anything. Even when faced with a complex situation, they could see it as familiar and already know how to react. If that plan turned out to not be very effective, they would then just simply summon a new strategy in response to the evolving situation. The whole process takes place so automatically that one commander Glabein talked to was convinced that he had ESP.

With this in mind, I correlate the whole curriculum of it to master-level chess. You see, Master-Level Chess players (if they will allow me to refer to them as such; ‘players’) rely on a deep intuitive understanding of not just the game itself, but what they are doing; have done; will do; plan to do; want to do and ultimately the route they take to win - all organized collectively based upon a rich store of past experience. This is the same that is required to expertly fight fires, as well as playing sports at a professional level. Thus, this is the truth behind Clutch Performance.


Which therapy is most effective?


To prove that Clutch Performances do exist and aren’t just happenstance occurrences left to chance, all we have to do is look at it from the opposite side of the equation. It’s a known fact that one of the key issues in the field of Security Incident Management revolves around delaying a decision. You see, in this field in particular; any delay in the making of a decision (most often due to a lack of information) is nearly always worse than any of the other possible decisions to choose from that caused the delay in the first-place.

This most definitely is true when looking at clutch footballers such as Messi, Ronaldo, Maradona, Pele, etc…. There are many situations we can find where a fast decision by these players that can be implemented immediately is better than a ‘right’ decision that takes longer to come up with. As a coach, there are many times when I can recall saying to myself, “…play her in…” or “…lay it off…” only to have the player I was speaking to under my breath keep the ball and create something special that I didn’t see possible beforehand.

I’ve also found that the teams I’ve coached whom have achieved the least overall success have also been the same teams that also failed to include enough individual players with enough experience to be able to make ‘some’ snap decisions at one time or another. If we look at the recent first-leg of the UEFA Champions League Semi-Finals between both Barcelona FC and Bayern Munich, as well as Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid, we can see that in the time it took both losing sides to come up with ANY ideas a more experienced, overall team could have implemented a half dozen or so potentially workable solutions to the blowouts. Yes, we are talking about Barcelona FC and Real Madrid, two of the best football clubs currently in the world until proven otherwise and I am not even beginning to talk about their downfall or whatever…just using their recent “uncharacteristic” losses to younger and ‘possibly’ more experienced sides as examples of how the instinctual, quickness of decisions is such a tremendously deadly characteristic of the Killer athlete.

 
Satisficing
 

We all know that decision making in football must be quick and automatic. After being involved in this game at almost every level for three decades it’s always been said: “…it wasn’t pretty, but you scored more goals than you allowed, good job!” Overanalyzing the game and “freezing” leads to problems in that environment. Satisficing is the optimal strategy.

I’ve made a few (…uuuuuuhhhhhmmmm…make that ‘many’) bad decisions along the way as both a player and a coach, but just like what has been described here, the more I played and the longer I coached the more I quickly and automatically reached into my mental bag of tricks and pulled through OK.

Just as important, as a coach I had to learn how to teach those special players with those special skills who show that special potential to be special in clutch situations, when to take their time to make a decision and when to just “go with it.” Getting stuck in a situation without making a decision at all is what I call “free parking,” and I have had to pull hairs at times to get players to realize that failing to act quickly can more often than not make things worse.

To a professional football coach whom has seen much over the past three decades in this wonderful game, it is heartbreaking to see the decision of promising players to “quit” as opposed to “win,” which begs the question; how many of these players choosing to not choose to ‘win’ could potentially be the next great “clutch performer,” if they were guided the right direction?...and then on the next level, how many coaches who are in a position to guide these potential Killer athletes actually understand the inner-workings of what makes up “clutch performance?

Learning your trade in a football developing nation such as the United States calls for a certain amount of toughness. It is difficult to watch tough athletes lose their strength over the years due to incompetent coaching and Player Development. However, I have learned the problem is entirely preventable with a firm decision to WIN. So when it comes to Clutch Performance, don’t just try.
 
Decide.




Thursday, April 4, 2013

Got Something Else to Do? Don’t Procrastinate; read this blog

This year, things were going to be different.  This time, no descending to the brink of madness.  So, I started getting ready months early.  I marked a cardboard box “Soccer Spring 2007” and filled it with papers, folders, binders, cones and every other thing I came across that could possibly be used for the upcoming spring of 2007 club season.  I was like Rambo strapping ammo and weapons over his muscly torso, except with soccer stuff.  If I had everything gathered, I could launch right into the season and have everything tied together, organized and set to go by the time it was ready to get at and kick-start the spring club season of 2007. 

Mid-January came and went and I was, you know, pretty busy. A couple of times I thought about tackling the cardboard box after dinner, but I wound up watching American Idol or CSI or just went to bed instead.  The first Saturday in February looked promising, but then some friend had tickets to a Columbus BlueJackets game and it seemed silly to pass-up that opportunity to take my kids to see a National Hockey League (NHL) match at Nationwide Arena when, let’s face it, I still had time. 

Now, actually this evening, is the first meeting of the spring season and what am I doing? Yep - I’m writing this blog…huh?!?!?!...and…you wanna’ take a guess where that cardboard box is? - Yep - still in the closet! However, that’s actually a good thing for the purpose of this blog because I’m writing about something that hinders even the best of the best coaches: PROCRASTINATION! 

Exhibit A: Myself.

I’ve been this way all my life.  I don’t get anything done unless I have it organized, planned out and right up on a deadline; nerves fraying as panicking parents and other coaches and administrators machine-gun me with all-cap emails and text messages: WHERE ARE YOU? …or… WHERE IS TRAINING? …or… IS TRAINING STILL ON? Of all my bad habits, procrastination is the worst and is the one that really rips at my effectiveness as a football coach the most, because it has absolutely no entertainment value whatsoever.


This Time of the year Tilts Towards the Trying

 
Cupid is not the only one taking aim at your upper torso a few months after the turn of the year. The Easter Bunny throws eggs at you sometimes and you don’t even know it.  It is for these, and many other reasons, why I am declaring the month of February as having been designated “Non-Procrastination Month; at least in how it pertains to the game of football.” If need be, I’ll make it official by having it certified by Mr. Rogers and the Electric Company on Sesame Street!  With all of the strappings and trimmings of coming right off the heaviest holiday season of the year, the month of February…and…indoor training…and then…the month of March…and outdoor training and exhibitions…and then matches…can all just sneak right up on you and bite you in the butt if you’re not prepared.  That is a major part of the job description of any football coach at any level, regardless if they’re a volunteer, part-time, full-time, etc…PREPERATION.  Preparation can make or break you as a coach.  It’s as simple as that and there is no way around it!

So, as you find yourself surrounded by the trappings of the early in the calendar-year holidays and annual obligations, your players would like you to take a few moments to think about your own individual, personal, coaching responsibilities, starting with something as simple as, “…now, where exactly did I put that cardboard box?

Some people try to keep themselves organized by thinking of what they need to do and manifesting it as a mental picture to help them keep their thoughts in order.  Most that utilize this informal and as far as I am aware, unnamed (but still very widely, effectively used), technique tend to use a common object such as a Christmas tree in December, a turkey in November, an egg around Easter and a heart in February around Valentine’s Day. So, as this time of year rolls around and you try to say the form of your coaching is “heart-shaped," the truth is that is probably a stretch. In reality it is more-than-likely the shape of an irregularly grown, oval, oblong looking, warped watermelon type of object that contains four internal chambers to hold whatever your coaching mind desires. Think of it functioning like a melon-sized circulating pump that keeps fresh ideas, philosophies, concepts, etc… flowing through your football psyche while constantly cleansing it of the garbage that is so prevalent in the game today. 

Your personal “psyche” is built to last. It began developing as early as four weeks after birth and is arguably one of the strongest constructs within the entire make-up of Homo sapiens. Each of us has the internal ability to withstand such horrific mental, emotional and psychological stimuli; such that most of us don’t even possess the ability to even fathom the horrors of what our psyche has the ability to process. However, it is how we allow and respond  and are taught to deal with outside stimuli as we grow and develop from a very young age that manipulates, changes and ‘softens’ our natural born “psyche.” One of the more useful tools that we, as humans, have developed to adapt to elements of our environment that our “psyche” has been taught not to prefer is through procrastination.
 

Even the Great Ones Suffered From It


If you’re a procrastinator and a football coach, then surely you’ve learned by now that the two don’t mix and trying to mesh the two will cause more problems than you could ever imagine. So, a great way to improve your mood while you work on the burdensome issue of ‘procrastination’ is to compare yourself to someone who’s even worse. The go-to person for me will always be the story of a young coach right out of college; a brilliant mind who achieved some of the greatest landmarks and accomplishments possible in his respective sport before his 30th birthday.  He also wrote three books and countless articles and has been interviewed hundreds of times. Then, at the age of 36, almost-overnight, he just simply stopped getting anything done. He showed up to work every day nattily dressed, closed his office door behind him then re-emerged at the end of his work day and went home. For 32 years, he maintained the ritual religiously but produced no other significant team or individual results before he retired. 

     …sometimes, in the hallway as we walked-out of the building together, I heard him emit a small sigh…” one of his fellow coaches was once quoted as saying during an interview a few years after his retirement.. “…but he never complained, never explained… 

Unfortunately, this coaching mentor, guru, brilliant mind of the game, molder of teams and motivator of individuals passed away in 2010, just as neurobiologists were really starting to get a very good handle on why we procrastinate. Since 1996, studies have shown the culprit to be a phenomenon called “Hyperbolic Discounting.” This means that our brains are wired to place much more value on things that are right in front of us than on those that are far away. So, we’ll choose a small, slightly rewarding thing right now (checking e-mail) over the actually very rewarding thing that won’t pay until some point in the future (like winning a league or conference championship).


The Heart Matters


Before we start comparing the act of “checking our emails” with “winning a league or conference title,” let’s first put the effect of procrastination into more ‘dire’ circumstances. Imagine that you’re holding your own heart in your own hands and all of your blood vessels are connected to it just as they are connected to the heart inside of your chest.  In order to survive, this heart that you hold in your hand will need to pump blood throughout your entire body the same way your real heart pumps blood every minute of every day.  The concept here is quite simple: you hold your own coaching career in your own hands; your very own hands must now pump over a gallon of fluid by squeezing a small hand pump no less than 60 and no more than 180 times a minute.

Regardless of how hard you try and how focused you are on the task, eventually you’ll have to quit pumping due to a hand cramp long before the minute is up, primarily because your hand isn’t trained for that type of activity; unlike your heart which is designed to do this every minute of your life. 

In most cases, your heart will do its work without complaint. Occasionally you may feel a brief pause or skipped beat. However, these are normal as long as they do not persist for more than a few heart-beats. How can a simple muscle maintain its focus on such a monotonous task, but yet one that is of the utmost importance to our survival? Focus!

It only has one Focus! It only has one job to do. There is nothing else to distract it and thus no reason for it to make a decision to put pumping blood on the back-burner until the last possible moment - or to ‘procrastinate.’  Can you imagine if it did?  How quickly would you go into cardiac arrest?  How fast would you suffer from a stroke? How long would you live?...all because a choice was made to put something of importance on “hold” until the last possible moment.

 
The Art of Procrastination
 

The way I experience procrastination is as a vague wash of dread. The more important and urgent it is, the more my mind wants to rear away.  Like most coaches, I only seem capable of procrastinating over one thing at a time.  Everything else is safe territory. Or as a good coaching friend of mine once put it, “Any coach can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work they are supposed to be doing at that moment.

In his book, “The Art of Procrastination,” Stanford philosopher John Perry argues that the trick is to make a list of all the things you need to do and to put something that seems overwhelmingly important and pressing (but really is neither) at the top. Since it’s at the top of your list, you’ll scrupulously avoid it and in so doing will be able to effortlessly tackle the truly urgent action points you’ve stashed further down on the list.

Writing about this very book in the “New York Times” awhile back, John Tierney mentions that it is only 92 pages long, yet took Perry 17 years to write; so, I’m not sure how much to trust the man.  I know for sure that it wouldn’t work for me: I can’t convince my subconscious mind of something that my conscious mind knows to be untrue.  For years, it seemed that I couldn’t get anything productive done in coaching unless I was really stressed out.

I’ve begun to suspect, in fact, that stress isn’t just a lamentable byproduct of procrastination; it’s the whole point of it.  Psychologists have known for years that the fight-or-flight response releases brain chemicals that allow the brain to focus on what’s important, ignore distractions and power on tirelessly.  Fear turbocharges the mind and procrastinating ensures we’ll eventually wind up in the terror zone.


It’s Just Like Any Other Muscle
 

Like any muscle used by a footballer to play the game, you can keep your ‘coaching psyche’ strong with proper discipline, training and prioritization. For this reason the Association for Applied Sports Psychology recommends that all coaches; regardless of sport, spend 30 minutes on some type of mental activity daily.

Mental activity that includes work on improving ‘focus,’ ‘discipline,’ ‘training,’ ‘prioritizing,’ ignoring distractions and negative outside stimuli as well as empowering yourself as a coach to fight the subconscious human nature to ‘procrastinate.’

Also, like any other muscle, the ‘coaching psyche’ gets weak with lack of use. A sedentary, monotonous and mentally unchallenging coaching lifestyle is a risk factor for succumbing to the negative effects of procrastination.

Things that increase the likelihood of coaches falling into what can become a dangerous and seemingly endless cycle of procrastination include, but are not exclusive to the following: complacency in their position or success…lack of new knowledge or instigative stimuli…unwillingness, stubbornness or close-minded thinking in relation to new and progressive ideas and methodologies…or…even just plain and simple laziness.

Some inhibitors like other coaches and even players can be associated with almost irreparable damage to a coach’s psyche. 

Continued damage to a coach’s psychological confidence, from any cause, may eventually lead to a complete and utter shutdown of a coach’s potential for growth and any further development. 
 

It Is Preventable 


It is important to remember that procrastination (the ultimate time management disruptor) is usually predictable and preventable. 

Procrastination itself is the end result of a process that develops over time. Gradual acceptance of mediocrity as the “supposed” standard, delusional perspectives and lack of proper leadership cause small cracks to form in the inner  walls of our coaching psyche. Our mind tries to fill these cracks with excuses and rationalizations to prevent further damage, but over time these ‘temporary’ patches, called “psychopathic bubbles,” become so large that the negative influences they were placed there to cover begin to seep through and flow slowly like dirty water down a slow drain. When a piece of these “bubbles” break loose it allows the negative stimuli to flow freely and completely, causing our mental, emotional and psychological state to suffer.  This is what happens when we make the decision to procrastinate.

According to the National Association of Health, Physical Education and Dance (NAHPED), around 715,000 educators in the fields of health, physical education and dance or coaches of some sport in the United States will have an internal struggle with procrastination and its direct negative affect on their productivity this year. Almost one-half will succumb to this battle with more than 65% of those suffering irreversible damage to their confidence and organization skills as an educator and/or a coach.

Unless something is done to turn the tide, eventually 1 out of every 4 football coaches the world over will be negatively affected by procrastination in some way.

In fact, many sport psychologists are now calling ‘procrastination’ one of the upcoming leading causes for a lack in coaching productivity and efficiency in the game of football over the next decade. 

However, we don’t need sports psychologists to tell us that preventing negative influences on our sport psyche which will affect the way we coach begins with simply reducing the risk factors now, not later when negative influences begin to change the way we see the game.

You’ve been around the block long enough to be able to stand-up, look yourself in the mirror, self-reflect and determine your current risk level of being exposed to negative stimuli that may get you caught up in that cyclic trap that includes procrastination; among other things. You should be self-aware enough to provide yourself guidance on what needs to be done to lower your chances of being exposed to such dangerous, negative influences. It is your coaching we’re talking about…so, if you haven’t already, isn’t it about time you took some personal responsibility for it?

After all, for all the hair I’ve ripped out over the years, I do always manage to get everything done (or at least as in the case of the Spring Season of 2007, to delegate as much as possible to as many parents as possible).  As my wife likes to say, when she sees me working myself into a frenzy over latest nearly-late and unfinished assignment: “You’ll get it done. You always do.

And what do you know - it looks like I’ve managed to finish this one - this blog - too, huh?!?!?!





Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Of Course We Keep Going in Circles; You’re Walking with a Limp and Keep Pulling Us in the Same Direction

I recently received an e-mail that came through my ‘inbox’ with an invitation to enter a fantasy soccer league. I have entered, participated in and have always enjoyed being involved in many of these different types of fantasy leagues. From the National Football League (NFL) [American football], National Basketball League (NBA), the Barclay’s Premier League and the European Union of Association Football (UEFA) Champion’s League, I must admit that I’m a sucker for the ‘managerial’ and realistic season-long resemblance that a fantasy league offers.  So, when I read the ‘subject line’ of this e-mail, I couldn’t open it up fast enough.

There it was. An invitation to join a private fantasy league focused around Major League Soccer (MLS), the top-flight of football in the United States which just kicked-off their newest season on March 2. No worries, I thought to myself.  I had only been away from the States and the regular news coming out of the MLS camps for slightly over a year.  Even while I have been in Australia, I've still been able to keep up on some of the news pertaining to the league here and there; you know, little smidgens of information that I happen to come across.  Thus, I felt quite confident that I would be competitive in this new MLS Fantasy League, so I rolled my curser over the link in the body of the e-mail and once the arrow instantaneously transformed itself to a miniature looking right-hand with a pointing index finger I clicked it and off I went to play some Fantasy Football!
I was able to find the site with no issues, and registering was quite easy.  I selected my favorite MLS club (Columbus Crew), named my fantasy team and began to “purchase my roster.”
The set-up was quite simple: You were allotted a total of fifteen roster spots and of these 15 slots you could only roster three players from the same MLS club. The program made it even easier by designating that you had to select two goalkeepers, five defenders, five midfielders and three strikers.  As I scanned over this arrangement, I started to smirk at its simplicity; so simple in comparison to the many other, more complicated fantasy leagues that I had drawn into before.

You were afforded a salary cap of $1 million dollars and as I always do when I began to put together any fantasy team, regardless of whether they'll be selected via a draft or not, I began filling in the ‘heart’ of my squad with the best players available.  Now, the game is set-up, so no one can load their fantasy roster with too many “high-priced” stars as you’ll run out of money before you are able to completely fill your roster. So, the savvy selection of efficient middle-of-the-road type players as well as the gutsy, risky and prophetic gamble on the young and unknown commodities such as rookies and free-agent signings becomes a make-or-break move for many. This is about the point where this particular “fantasy” experience began to take a turn more towards “reality” quite quickly and unexpectedly.  I’ll explain more on that later.

The Grandeur of Delusion


Let’s step away from the game of football for a moment and please allow me to take you on a little journey; a journey to a place that I hope no one ever has to visit or experience, but a place that I need you to tag along with me right now before we can go any further.

A patient lies in a hospital bed in the neurological ward of a major metropolitan area hospital with access to the best possible physicians, treatment and care available.  His head is wrapped in bandages, as he has just suffered a major trauma to the brain.  The injury was so severe that it has wiped out the region of his brain that controls motion in his left arm.  More than that, it has destroyed the man’s ability to even conceive of what moving his arm would be like.

He’s paralyzed, in other words, but he doesn’t know that.

     Would you be so kind as to raise your left hand?” his doctor asks.

     Certainly,” says the patient…but, the hand remains where it is. “It’s gotten tangled up in the sheets,” the man explains.

     The doctor points out that his arm is lying free and unencumbered on top of the sheets.

     Well, yes,” the man says. “But I just don’t feel like lifting it right now.

The inability to recognize one’s own disability is a disorder called “Anosognosia,” and it offers an unusually clear window into that peculiarly infuriating and astonishing aspect of sport psychology: Our seemingly boundless capacity for delusion.
The disorder sounds bizarre, but we all (coaches, players, officials, administrators, commentators, press, fans, etc…) do something similar on a daily basis. Though we’d like to think that we mold our beliefs, philosophies, attitudes, loyalties, conveniences, needs, strengths, etc… to fit the athletic reality that surrounds us, there’s a natural human impulse to do the reverse: To mold our athletic reality so it fits with our beliefs, philosophies, attitudes, loyalties, conveniences, needs, strengths, etc…


Small Doses


Now, don’t get me wrong; changing your belief structure to suit the situation can be beneficial – BUT – only in small doses.

So, with that in mind; let’s just get down to it.  I’m comfortable in who I am and confident in not only what I believe, but also in what I’m about to say - that I’m just not going to lay-off.  It isn’t in me.  I’m an extreme Type-A Personality.  I seek-out confrontation, both consciously and subconsciously (which has gotten me into far more trouble than I have needed in my life).  When I feel strongly about something, you will know it and if you disagree…well, you will know that too. Lest not forget the poor chap that makes that ever-fateful choice to stomp on whatever platform I’m preaching from on that particular day.  They usually never even know what hit them.  So, regardless-to-say, this is a fore-warning that I’m about to call many people to the carpet and stick a broom up the crawl of the entire system and twist it!
I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty confident that it’s been around for several years already, yet for the sake of this conversation, we’ll just say it’s “new” – a ‘new’ strain of virus that has emerged within the Football System of the United States. I’m calling it DELUSIONAL-VIRUS (Delusional or Delusion, for short) and it’s the leading cause of the current epidemic within the game in the US aptly named, “MEDIOCRITY!

How Dare I?


Whoa-nelly! Let’s pull the reigns back a bit and slow this chuck wagon down.  Before we progress any further, I need to continue on about my recent MLS Fantasy Football experience and, as promised, explain how the ‘fantasy’ turned to ‘reality.’

You see, once I got past the point where I selected the “high-priced,” “high-powered” and “very talented” core of my team, it was time to start being much more frugal with what was remaining of my salary cap as I began to fill in the remaining open roster spots with the best possible players, but also for the best price. At first, this was fairly easy. However, as I saw my salary cap began to diminish faster than my number of open roster spots, I realized I was going to have to take some gambles on some unknowns; in this case, unproven rookies.  This is where I really became frustrated and the idiocy of the system we have in place in the United States became as clear as my new contacts right before my eyes.

Who were these “drafted” rookies plucked from the ranks of the American collegiate game? I’ve been around the block long enough to know that college soccer is not an adequate environment to properly Develop Players to play at the professional level, so I began to wonder; why where these just graduated collegians even eligible for selection in this fantasy league?  There are more than enough players without them to choose from.  Why include them?  This is what really got me thinking and wondering…
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     …why in the world does the MLS even hold a draft anyways?  We’re the only football league in the world that does so and the simple fact that we do, or maybe that we HAVE to, because otherwise there doesn’t appear to be any other system in place with the ability to continue supplying fresh, new, young blood to our professional franchises. This is in no way an embossed seal on the state of the game in America, but rather the state of the game in between the ears of all of us whom have created this ugly, pimple-scarred and stretch-marked appearance of what we want to call “football,” but what the rest of the world only refers to as “hideous.” For when they look at themselves in the mirror what they see is exactly what they are.  When we look at ourselves, we reach for the Avon and Mary Kay.  Why? The answer is simple, but is one that most don’t want to accept, or far worse; don’t even recognize how ugly they even look.

these Football times” just recently published an article titled “Major League Soccer: The Best by 2022?” where they discuss the recent announcement by MLS Commissioner, Don Garber, in his annual State of the League address where he expressed his ideal for the league to be among the world’s elite. ”By 2022. That’s our goal. I’m not saying we’ll be the biggest league in the world but we believe we will be one of the top leagues.

Is this delusional?  Is Garber delusional? In 1974, Lamar Hunt brought highly regarded German football coach, Dettmar Cramer, to the US to evaluate the American game.  Cramer said it would take a century before the United States would win a World Cup.


Delusional?


Psychologists define “delusion” as a manifestly absurd belief held in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary; often times, but not exclusively, associated as a symptom of a disorder like schizophrenia or bipolar. However, the truth is that we are all delusional to some degree. In fact, a certain amount of delusion is actually essential for our mental health.

Yet, when is enough too much and we begin to cross that fine-line from ‘healthy delusion’ into “insanity?” The definition of ‘insanity’ is not that far off the definition of ‘delusion.’ Alcoholics Anonymous has it nailed down pretty well when they define “insanity” as: doing the same-thing over and over again while still getting the same results.

So, how many times are we going to struggle in the Confederation of North, Central American and Caribbean Association Football (CONCACAF) competitions? Whether it is the Confederations Cup, the Gold Cup or the ever-important International Federation of Association Football (FIFA) World Cup Qualification Process, the United States has consistently just stumbled through exploiting the weaknesses of national sides that in theory don’t even belong on the international football stage.

Of the five teams the United States will face in the final round of 2014 FIFA CONCACAF World Cup Qualifying; Costa Rica, Honduras, Jamaica, Mexico and Panama; the US holds a combined overall record of 58-49-31(.533) against this group of five nations. That’s just barely above a .500 winning percentage against a quintuplet of teams whose current combined FIFA World Ranking is an embarrassing 252. In fact, Mexico is the only nation in CONCACAF to be ranked in the top-25 of the FIFA World Rankings (19). If an NFL team or an NBA franchise or a National Hockey League (NHL) club or a college football or basketball program and even a football or basketball program at some high-schools ever recorded a record that was just barely over .500 against a schedule no stronger than a wet Kleenex, there would be major overhauls across the board.  Coaches would be fired. General Managers and Athletic Directors would find themselves suddenly collecting government cheese.  Fans would stop trying to sneak alcohol and noisemakers into events and start trying to sneak in rotten food to throw at their teams. The media would have a field-day with newspapers and magazines flying-off newsstands due to cover stories about the next coach to receive the proverbial axe and websites would be receiving so many hits due to their real-time updates of the firings, trades, cuts, etc… that they would run the risk of ‘locking-up.’ It would be a mess.  It just wouldn’t be acceptable…on any front…on any level…in any sport…EXCEPT American Soccer, where our own filth covers our own shoes as we proudly stand, push out our chest and say that our quagmire of mediocrity is the golden standard for excellence.  This is where we are delusional.  This is where we are being asked to lift our left hand.  This is the point where we are agreeing to lift our left hand, but do not have the ability to do so.  This is where we are unaware that we don’t even possess the ability to lift our hand and we really have no idea what it even feels like to lift it.


Competition?


Now, I have heard many make the argument that one of the reason’s the US will never fare well in the World Cup is because they play sub-par competition in qualification (we're excluding Mexico here, but playing them only twice isn't going to get the job done). They will argue that the United States will simply never be prepared for the powers they will have to face in the World Cup; powers that have played, beaten, drawn and lost to both each other and the world’s best.  While I don’t buy the Kool-Aid this line of thinking is trying to sell, I do, however, believe it does hold some merit. Why are European nations so successful on the international stage? Could it be in part, because every two years they are playing a slimmed-down version of the World-Cup called the UEFA European Championship?...against some of the best national teams in the world?

Well, let’s test that theory for just a second. Of the top 25 nations in the most recent FIFA World Rankings, fifteen of them are from the UEFA region.  These are the same 15 teams (plus others) whom comprise the competition make-up of the European Championships.

So, every two years, these teams are playing some of the best teams in the world – but, what is the United States doing? Soft-stepping over trip-wires in a mine-field against teams in a region whose third best team (Panama) is ranked 42nd in the world, all the while looking ahead to what many perceive to be an inevitable match-up with the only team in CONCACAF that pulls any weight against the world’s best; Mexico?

This would be the same type of situation as if the UEFA teams were being taught Nuclear Physics by Stephen Hawking while the United States was being taught the same by Homer Simpson.


Location, Location, Location


This one gets under my skin almost every time I hear it.

     Oooooohhhhh….it is soooo hard to go and travel to Panama or Honduras or Jamaica or Haiti or wherever and play at their place in that environment…that’s why the United States doesn’t do very well away from home… 

     I say, “RUBBISH!”…and call “BULL S………..”

That’s nothing more than a pathetic excuse to try and quantify why a team such as the United States went on the road to the 56th ranked team in the world and lost…AGAIN!  C’mon, man!  This isn’t the Ivory Coast (12) or Argentina (3) the US is traveling to and playing.  It’s the 56th ranked team in the world. A team that is really only receiving a ranking for the purpose of regional recognition and consideration. What other sports rank teams into the 50s?

We have to understand that there is a significant difference between an “excuse” and an “explanation.” An ‘excuse’ is an attempt to ‘explain’ something without the rationale for the ‘explanation’ having any real merit.

Ok…ok…ok…for the sake of this discussion, I’ll bite my lower lip and play along. Honestly, without having to mince my words, I’m sure it is difficult to travel and play in the environment that surrounds a match in a location such as Honduras.  I’ve never experienced it myself, but I’m quite confident in the truthfulness about the difficulty of that type of playing environment. However, whether I or anyone else agrees or disagrees is really irrelevant.  It should have no bearing on this conversation and no one should even try to use it as an explanation for anything.  It just doesn’t fit. 

What about a country like Brazil? Would they not face a similar environment when they travel to Peru, Colombia or Bolivia? What about Japan or Australia when they have to travel to Iraq, or Myanmar or Afghanistan? What about the World Champions, Spain?  How do they deal when they have to travel to Bosnia or Serbia or to one of the old Soviet satellite nations making-up the eastern bloc of Europe?  I’m sorry; I’m a die-hard supporter of the Red, White and Blue and will be until the day I die.  When they succeed, I’m ecstatic…when they come-up short, I’m crushed…but, when I see incompetence, ignorance or just plain and simple naivety holding back the progression of this team that I love because we have become delusional in what we think, believe, see and “know” is the right thing to do and the right direction to go, and then all we keep doing is spinning our wheels in the mud and thinking that we’re moving forward because we see the RPM gauge flutter up and down with each press of the accelerator. That’s what the state of the game of football has become in the United States: a consistent series of irrational explanations made to explain what we want it to answer regardless of whether the answer even exists.  In other words, our entire American football culture has been built on delusion and fueled by insanity!


Delusional-Virus


According to amateur football epidemiologists (re: the fans, supporters, coaches, etc…not involved in the game at the elite-level) at the Centers for Football Disease Control and Prevention [CFDCP] (re: the grassroots fields and youth programs tucked into every nook-and-cranny across the United States) appearance of this “not-so-new” new strain may mean more American football people will suffer from a bout with the vomiting and diarrhea-causing disease this spring, summer, fall, winter and all the way until the FIFA World Cup in Brazil in 2014. However, the Delusional-Virus, even the “not-so-new” new strain, is not really that hard to beat by practicing a few basic principles, but it’s getting the football elitists and those below them who follow their every step and word to buy into those principles and want to beat the virus that becomes the hard part…as this virus is sneaky and quite clever. It is always adapting and improving its defenses.

Every four years the virus develops into a new strain and rapidly spreads from one infected person to other susceptible individuals. This ability of the virus to adapt makes it difficult, if not impossible for football coaches or fans to do anything to prevent the spread of the disease. Yet, if we are aware of its existence and how it spreads then there are a few fundamental actions that can be taken to avoid the virus, regardless of how much it adapts and changes.

As we go about our lives and careers in this beautiful game, we form all sorts of beliefs and opinions about it, which sport psychologists divide into two types.  The first kind, “instrumental beliefs,” are ideas that can directly help us accomplish our goals. For instance, I believe that if a footballer swings their leg and strikes a ball then that ball will move forward with force.  These kinds of beliefs tend to be directly testable: if I rely on them and they fail, I’ll have to revise my understanding.

The other kind of belief, the “philosophical” kind, is not so easily tested. These are ideas that we hold not because they are demonstrably true, but because of the emotional benefits of holding onto them: When I say that I’m a die-hard supporter of the United States Men’s National Team and will be until the day I die, or that the US Men’s National Team will be much better prepared for the World Cup when they get Landon Donovan and Stuart Holden back, I can’t really offer any evidence supporting these ideas, but that’s OK.  They’re worth believing because they fulfill my emotional needs.

We get into trouble when we confuse the two types and start holding instrumental beliefs for emotional reasons.


Magical Thinking


What kind of emotion tends to lead us astray?  Well, one of the most powerful is the need to feel in control.  Countless psychological experiments have shown that helplessness in the face of confusion or insecurity is intensely stressful. Hence the enormous appeal of “magical thinking” – the belief that one’s thoughts and private gestures by themselves can influence the game of football around them.  If you’ve ever put on a lucky shirt or jersey because you thought it would help your favorite team or club win, leaned sideways with a free-kick to help it bend right inside the post, or felt as if your team were more likely to win because your favorite player’s jersey number had some special significance with the date the match was being played or something of the sort, then you’ve succumbed to the delusion of “magical thinking.”

This kind of delusion isn’t particularly damaging in itself. No one’s going to mind too much if you wear a ratty old Claudio Reyna vintage jersey to Buffalo Wild Wings for the US Men’s next World Cup Qualifier.  Nor are you going to be harmed by the hundreds of other daily delusions we swaddle ourselves in as football fanatics: how wonderful that ball was played, how well-defended those set-pieces were.  However, when you start relying on emotionally motivated beliefs to make decisions with real consequences, you’re treading in dangerous territory.


Behind the Smile


Allow me to reminisce for a second back to my early days of coaching and relate an experience that explains the danger of being drawn into the delusion of ‘magical thinking.’

When I first met “Bob,” his reputation had preceded him so many players and especially parents had spoken of him as if he could walk on the waters of the game of soccer.  He carried an almost palpable aura of glamour.  Confident, fit and relaxed, he seemed to laze around the training facility always surrounding himself with what appeared from the outside as a fun-loving bunch of misfits who always seemed to be laughing over their last practical joke or planning the next one. Back then, in the spring of 1997, Bob had already been a successful youth soccer coach for a decade and a half, having gotten his coaching feet wet during the very early history of the modern game in the United States. However, success hadn’t curdled him.  He was generous not only with his experience and knowledge – but also, more remarkably, with his time.  We spent long-hours in earnest conversation, discussing what it meant to be a good coach. The secret, he said, was to be true to yourself.

I moved away just shy of a year after my initial introduction to “Bob,” yet, I still stayed in contact with him, mostly over the telephone and occasionally in person when we would cross paths at a youth soccer tournament. When I visited him again five years later, his circumstances were much changed.  In the intervening years he had fled the club coaching circuit where he had been rooted so stoic for so long.  He now spent much of his time holed up inside of his own home, cutting himself off from the outside world as much as possible.  By his own account he had been making-up and manipulating his background and coaching resume for years.  He confessed that many of the stories that he had told me and other coaches over the past few years were lies. Yet he wore the same smile as he had before, eased back into his chair with the same languor and regaled me in the same penetrating baritone voice. Bob’s world was falling apart, but he was exactly the same charmer as always.

This time, though, being in his presence made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.


Don’t Be Fooled


You may have come across a coaching colleague, administrator, parent or even a player who, like Bob, eventually came to seem very different than they had at first. Someone whose colorful stories inevitably turn-out to be riddled with lies…emotionally motivated yarns spun as real-life truths with real-life consequences.  Someone who believes that they are not subject to anyone’s rules…that they make their own rules to fit their own needs…in their own delusional world where reality is a dangerous concoction of what they want, need and believe.

Besides being delusional, these are also characteristically diagnostic delusional traits of psychopathic behavior. Experts estimate that there are most likely around 3 million people whom exhibit psychopathic delusional behaviors in the United States alone, so the chances you’ve run across someone like this during your involvement in the game of football are good. Yet you may not have realized it.  One of the unusual aspects of delusion is that it’s so hard to detect, at least at first. ‘Magical thinkers’ are above all else supremely charming. Winning other people over is their crucial survival strategy.  You feel compelled to like them.


Charisma Can Mask Serious Trouble


A recent study conducted by Washington University in St. Louis shed some light on the phenomenon. The researchers recruited 111 student-athlete volunteers and asked them to complete a personality test, then double-checked the resulting assessment by surveying the subject’s teammates and coaches.  Then they had the student-athletes come into the lab and be photographed twice: the first time as they appeared on arrival, wearing clothes and hairstyle of their own choosing; and then again wearing identical gray sweatpants and T-shirts with their hair pulled back. They then asked the other test participants to rate the relative attractiveness of the photos.

Dressed and coiffed as they chose, the students with the most delusional personality traits stood out for their good looks, but when restricted to shlumpy clothes they rated no better than average. They concluded that “Magical Thinkers,” then, are chameleons; ever poised to adopt whatever pose will most effectively match their needs, beliefs and win over others.

Ultimately, though, our delusions, no matter how small, will always give themselves away by the trail of chaos they leave behind.  Just look at the state of the game in the United States.  I remember back in the 1990’s when there was some initiative put in place by the United States Soccer Federation (USSF) called “Project 2010.” That was “our” plan to develop the US Men’s National Team Program to the level to be able to legitimately “contend” for a World Cup Championship by the 2010 FIFA World Cup. Notice that I didn’t say “win” the World Cup, but only be a “legitimate contender.”  However, we all know how that turned-out, don’t we?

     …squeaked out of the weakest group due to some last-second heroics and then were athletically manhandled by a middle-of-the-road Ghana team in the first-stage of the knock-out rounds…

Have we forgotten about that and already forgiven our disastrous failure to even come close to achieving our own initiative that was laid-out over a decade earlier?...or are we so delusional in what we want, need, believe, have to feel, etc… that it becomes not a matter of ‘forgive and forget,’ but rather a case of simply ‘forget?’  Because the true agenda of delusion is exploitation, the warm glow of its initial charm never lasts for long.  Broken promises and hurtful lies lay strewn behind like rubble behind a tank.  Bridges are burned, supporters are turned into critics and the delusional personalities march onward behind a smile and an outstretched hand with the consoling touch of approval that mediocrity is just fine and acceptable…all the while ready to conquer anew.


How to TRY and Prevent and TRY and Treat a Delusional-Virus Infection


The Delusional-Virus is a simple strand of Ignorance contained in a microscopic hexagon-shaped capsule filled with Arrogance. Under a powerful microscope the virus looks very much like a psychopath or a prolific liar.

If exposed to it, the virus takes over cells in the brain; turning them into naïve’, head-nodding, follower producing factories.

This disrupts the normal ability of the football mind to absorb visual, audial and psychological cues from the game.

This malabsorption in turn leads to a severe misperception of what is exactly happening.

Whenever an infected person tries to educate another or passes on their thoughts or beliefs about some aspect of the game; sometimes described as coaching or development, their delusional-skewed thoughts are spewed into the surrounding environment. It only takes one of these thoughts to make another person delusional.

The Delusional-Virus moves rapidly through teams, programs, clubs, coaching staffs and entire fan bases causing an epidemic, sometimes called the “mediocrity flu” because it spreads like the flu.

In most football people, the illness lasts for one to three years if caught and treated properly. Even after feeling better, however, an infected football person may still relapse back into a delusional state, all dependent upon whom or what they allow to serve as outside stimuli.

The Delusional-Virus and similar causes of mediocrity can be beat by following these simple principles:

First, wash your hands of those around you who are infected. According to the CFDCP, removing yourself from the influence of those whom have helped shape your way of thinking and your beliefs which in turn has made you delusional to the reality of what is -  is the single most effective way to allow yourself to refocus and be able to see the whole picture clearly.

Interesting, if not disturbing, is the fact that the Delusional-Virus is not killed by typical Coaching Education programs, coaching seminars or coaching clinics, as these all just seem to regurgitate the same information over and over again that sound good in theory, but yet never seems to be manifested in the actual play of any of the United States National Squads (men or women). Completely scrubbing the entire curriculum and philosophy down to nothing and then rebuilding it back up based upon what our “realistic” abilities and capabilities are is the best way to get this delusional garbage off our hands.  Obviously, making changes to what we already have in place doesn’t work.  We’ve been there already and tried that already and…well…nothing! Any halfway intelligent business executive will tell you that if that’s the case, then your only next step is to strip it all down to its bare bones and rebuild.

Second, eliminating all potentially contaminating influences like the press, other coaches, fans, pundits, and the internet is the primary way to reduce the number of potentially infectious delusional influences that a person can be exposed to.

Third, relative isolation of an infected person is important. Infected individuals should stay at home and avoid stimuli that can affect their perception of the game.

Fourth, if prevention fails, re-education becomes the most important part of treatment for the Delusional-Virus.

Serious damage and even extreme catastrophic failure, is usually related to relying too much on decisions being made by those infected with the Delusional-Virus.

As an adamant supporter of not just football in general, but more specifically, football in the United States, I wish I could wrap this up by giving you the secret for avoiding delusion, but it’s not easy.  The whole problem with delusion is that we don’t want to escape from its clutches. Even I don’t.

I mean, look at us: (not taking into consideration any religious beliefs) we’re suspended on a tiny dot in the middle of the vastness of empty space, doomed to suffer and die and never knowing the reason why.  If we woke up every morning and stared reality in the face, we’d slit our wrists. Maybe even literally. Psychologists have long known that depressed people are less delusional because of how accurate their perceptive of their own flaws actually are; a phenomenon called “depressive realism.” So, all I can say is enjoy your delusions while you can.  Let’s just hope that they don’t wreak too much havoc along the way.


I guess, in closing, I can attempt to try and sum it all up like this: Cramer was once asked, “When will we know that the US is ready to take on the world at football?” His answer was short and concise, but arguably one of the most poignant and powerful quotes ever made in relation to football in America. “When you throw a ball to a young child and he kicks it instead of catches it.